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Tom Petty is a Genius Poet

I have a confession to make. I fucking love Tom Petty.
I know I shouldn’t say that because I’m a Pretentious Record Store Guy and Tom Petty should be enjoyed only in an ironic way that trivializes the mainstream and uses the false facade of irony as a substitute for nostalgic appreciation for the things […]

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Fuck Seth Cohen

If youre like me then youre 510, rail thin, ridiculously good looking and your hair is the elixir from which dreams are made. Youre also a pretentious music fan, an aficionado of the underground, the litmus test by which any band who is anyone will be judged and blogged by before their fist single […]

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Radiohead is Amazing Live!!!

So the other day I finally got a chance to see one of my all time favorite bands, Radiohead, live and in concert. I was a little hesitant because they were playing at the crappy Verizon Amphitheater which has the lovely benefit of making all bands sound like crap, and as a bonus you […]

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Let It Be - Replacements Style

Rhino just keeps doing it. A few weeks ago they re-released all The Replacements Twin Tone albums as remastered editions with b-sides, outtakes, and in depth liner notes. What else could any hipster alt rock fan dream of?
So, on order of release there was Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash, […]

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Get the New Nine Inch Nails Album (For Free)

Trent Reznor is a really nice guy.  He just made a new Nine Inch Nails album called The Slip and he likes his fans so much that he decided to give it to them for free!  That’s right, Trent Reznor is giving away the new album digitally, 100% free, with physical copies coming out in […]

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It’s a Shame About Ray (But Not About the Deluxe Release)

From the very moment it starts, It’s a Shame About Ray transfixes and mesmerizes me like maybe no other record before or since. Beautiful and serene while at the same time completely lonely and bittersweet, Evan Dando’s melancholy voice shines through pitch perfectly in his magnum opus. Luckily for all of us mere mortals, Rhino […]

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Pitchfork’s Guide to Record Store Day

Happy 4-20! To celebrate you should go to a record store. And you shouldn’t go to any old record store, but an independent record store filled with Pretentious Record Store Guys like me. Seriously, why go to a mall and pay $20 to buy from a pimple faced high schooler […]

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How to Write a Counting Crows Song

You have to love Adam Duritz and the Counting Crows. Listening to August and Everything After as well as Recovering the Satellites and you can’t help but feel their pain. A lot of people can sing, but very few people can make you feel when the do it. Duritz and the Crows […]

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Favorite Records of the 90s

Looking back on all the great music of the 1990s, I’m stunned at how much truly great stuff was put out and also at the amount of crap that was allowed to be produced as well. This isn’t a Best of the 90s list, only my favorite records of the 90s; albums that I […]

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Interview with Brian Azzarello

There are very few comics that serve as a sublime example of what happens when images and words collide on a blank sheet of paper. In that rare instance when that comic comes around you cherish it and hope that it never ends. 100 Bullets is one such comic. Unfortunately, the series has just begun […]

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