Pretentious Record Store Guy’s 50 All New, Brand New Cool Band Names I Came Up With Today

Posted by Carlos Gabriel Ruiz on September 9th, 2009

What did you do today?

I listened to the entire remastered Beatles catalog and then played Beatles Rock Band all day long, but first I came up with 50 All New, Brand New Cool Band Names today because my genius should not be kept to myself and lately I’ve been feeling generous, so enjoy my sharing of my gift, which is me.
Anyways, without further to do and much more ado, I present — Pretentious Record Store Guy’s 50 All New, Brand New Cool Band Names I Came Up With Today.

The Black Birds, Jude’s Law, Resolver, Bug’s Eye View, The Top of the Mops, Julia Love Child, Fellow Submarines, Arcader Evader, The Inhalers, The Goon Squad, Sally Jesse Raphael Saved My Life, Soup Stains, Liver Pool Cleaners, Hard Day’s Fight, Barry Chucked, Give My Pete Best, A Day in the Phife, Elenor’s Rugby, Mean Mister Mustangs, Colonel Salt and the Happy Brain Consortium, Pope John Paul the XIV, Bareback Waiter, Rotten Apple Core, Wonder Bar, The Brand New Ancients, Mummy Dearest, Who Is John Galt?, Abraham’s Lincoln Towncar, All Hands on Dick Grayson, Planet Terry, Rush Our Traffic, Days of Night, The Long and Windy Row, A Fistful of Sand Dollars, Kermit’s Hermits, Saturday Night Delight, Torn Amongst The Trees, Sunset Thrills, Vampire Training School, Monsters’ Ball, Here There and Who Cares, Instant Clown Possums, The Breakups & Makeups, Carnation Instant Breakfast Club, Carefree Drivers, I Ride The Train, Sunday Never Comes, Romeo’s Jule I Get, The Pope’s Mobile and Distant Karma Might Never Get You.

Now I’m about to unlock some more cities.

May The Fab Four be with you.

One Response to “Pretentious Record Store Guy’s 50 All New, Brand New Cool Band Names I Came Up With Today”

  1. The Afterbirthers, Mr. T Party, Ken Queasy, Public Enema, Carry That Hate, Ringo Starr Jones, Norwegian Hood

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