All New Pretentious Record Store Guy Website This is the new Pretentious Record Store Guy website link. If you’re like Pretentious Record Store Guy then you’re 5’10”, rail thin, ridiculously good looking and your hair is the elixir from which dreams are made. And since there is only one Pretentious Record Store Guy and this […]
30 Most Underrated Albums of the Last 10 Years What do critics know? Nothing or else they would be in a band making music. Fuck the critics, especially rock critics. Most of them are thirty to forty year olds, predominantly male, slighlty balding, potential pedophilles who live in their parents’ basement and have little to […]
Everything you need to know about a band you can find in their name. Naming your band may be the most important thing you’ll ever do in your entire life. Give your band a shit name and people will automatically think you’re shit. Example: Audioslave–great pedigree, great musicians, shitty band. How can this be? How […]
Who’s better? Who’s best? Pete Best? Why he’s the original drummer for The Beatles and could only be replaced by a Starr. Speaking of originality, this newest comic is a complete rip off of Abbott and Costello’s classic routine “Who’s on First,” which was voted the best comedy routine of the 20th according to Time […]
What did you do today? I listened to the entire Belle and Sebastian catalog on vinyl and then I came up with 50 Cool Band Names. Then I had the whole afternoon to bask in my glory. Kind of beats your little 9 to 5 doesn’t it? So, here we go–50 Cool Band Names I […]
Every journey has a beginning. Every epic has a start. Every Pretentious Record Store Guy first listened to his sister’s old mixed tapes. To read the first comic from the start, go to the Pretentious Record Store Guy Comics page.
Join the Pretentious Record Store Guy Fan Club now (For fans of Indie rock, fashionistas, hipsters, groupies, models/supermodels, models/actresses and Woody Allen).Basically the Pretentious Record Store Guy Fan Club is a place where fans of Pretentious Record Store Guy can go and talk about how great Pretentious Record Store Guy is. Say you like a comic […]
If you’re like Pretentious Record Store Guy then you’re 5’10”, rail thin, ridiculously good looking and your hair is the elixir from which dreams are made. And since there is only one Pretentious Record Store Guy and this is his website, then you are not him. Your loss. But you are also a pretentious music […]
