Archive for the ‘Pretentious’ Category

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PRSG’s 50 All New Cool Band Names I Just Came Up With

What did you do today?
I listened to The Magnetic Fields 69 Love Songs in its entirety (Stephin Merritt should win a Nobel Peace Prize or something) on vinyl while drinking a Starbucks Caramel Frappacino and then, because all my fans demanded it, I came up with 50 All New Cool Band Names. […]

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Pretentious Record Store Guy’s Best Music of 2007

1) Radiohead – In Rainbows

2) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – Baby 81

3) Modest Mouse – We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

4) Arcade Fire – Neon Bible

5) The Good, The Bad & The Queen […]

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Pretentious Record Store Guy’s Top Five Sonic Youth Records of All Time

1) Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation

2) Sonic Youth -Goo

3) Sonic Youth -Dirty

4) Sonic Youth -Sister

5) Sonic Youth -Sonic Nurse

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Pretentious Record Store Guy’s Top Five Lists

1) The Pixies - Surfer Rosa

2) Neutral Milk Hotel - In an Aeroplane Over the Sea

3) Pavement - Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain

4) Modest Mouse - The Lonesome Crowded West

5) Arcade Fire - Funeral

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All New Pretentious Record Store Guy Website

All New Pretentious Record Store Guy Website
This is the new Pretentious Record Store Guy website link. If you’re like Pretentious Record Store Guy then you’re 5′10″, rail thin, ridiculously good looking and your hair is the elixir from which dreams are made. And since there is only one Pretentious Record Store Guy and this […]

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Pretentious Record Store Guy’s 30 Most Underrated Albumns of the Last 10 Years

30 Most Underrated Albums of the Last 10 Years
What do critics know?  Nothing or else they would be in a band making music.  Fuck the critics, especially rock critics.  Most of them are thirty to forty year olds, predominantly male, slighlty balding, potential pedophilles who live in their parents’ basement and have little to […]

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Pretentious Record Store Guy’s Handy Dandy Guide to Naming Your Band

Everything you need to know about a band you can find in their name. Naming your band may be the most important thing you’ll ever do in your entire life. Give your band a shit name and people will automatically think you’re shit.

Example: Audioslave–great pedigree, great musicians, shitty band. […]

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